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Recently I took an online survey about my shopping habits. Asking about a specific time frame and certain items possibly purchased, I answered I had bought a Food Processor. After ascertaining the brand and cost paid, this question poppped up:

      Why did you buy this Food Processor? 
      (Select all that apply) 
              For use with an exercise activity 
              For my entire family to use 
              A gift for someone else 
              For use at school/college 
              For use at a second home 
              For my use at home 
              Other (please specify) 

I'm still trying to figure out how one would incorporate a food processor in an excercise activity. Everything I can come up with is either just plain gruesome or would get one busted over some obscure sex law.

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