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A real exchange, while I was mixing drinks for me and my wife:

Her: You're trying to get me drunk so you can take me to bed, aren't you?

Me: I don't need to get you drunk to take you to bed.

Her: Are you calling me easy????

Me: No, just cooperative.

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