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The Top 10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than People:

10. Computers make sense.  People don't. 
 9. If you do the same operation the same way, 
    with the same values, you'll get the same  
    result every time.  Try that with people. 
 8. You want to turn it on?  Just flip a switch. 
 7. The switch is labeled. 
 6. You can get tech support.  And the manufacturer's 
    response rate and time is better than God's! 
 5. Bored?  Computer slow and unresponsive? 
    You can trade up, and it's cheaper than divorce. 
 4. It comes with an instruction manual.  This is a very 
    serious omission in humans. 
 3. It has a volume control.  This is a very serious 
    omission in babies.  And teenagers.  And spouses. 
 2. When it breaks, it's easy to fix, and spare parts 
    are readily available. 

And, the number one reason why computers are better than people? 

 1. When they really, really tick you off, you can unplug them... 
   
    ...and it's perfectly legal! 

Have a nice day. 

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