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Here's a word of advice from the mightiest of Swamis, the
great Swami Haveabanana.....:-)
Here ye, Hear ye....al ye faithful.....
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what
comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need
of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those
greater than yourself and heed well their advice even though
they be turkeys; know what to kiss and when. Consider that
two wrongs never make a right but that three do. Whenever
possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and
disillusionment and despite the changing fortunes of time,
there is always a big fortune in computer maintenance.
Remember the pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold,
spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself; if you need help, call the FBI. Exercise
caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons
closest to you. That lemon on your left, for instance. be
assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would
scarcely get your feet wet. fall not in love therefore; it
will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean
air, tuna, taiwan; and let not the sands of time get in your
lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call
606-4311; ask for Ken. Take heart amid the deepening gloom
that your dog is finally getting enough cheese; and reflect
that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be
worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to
be here, and whether you can hear it or not, the universe is
laughing behind your back.
Therefore make peace with your god whatever you
consider him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmique muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban
renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. Give up.
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E-mail..
dst@psuecl or davidt@psuhcx or dst@ecl.psu.edu or davidt@hcx.psu.edu
or guhas@ei.ecn.purdue.edu or psuvax1!hcx.psu.edu!davidt
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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