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Sing to the song "I'm so Excited":
Chorus: This fall it looks like Bush against Dukakis.
A choice between a preppie and a nerd.
When pitted one on one it could get ruckus.
They both could end up in a tie for third.
Dukakis: I'm Mike Dukakis.
Chorus: Shock us! Just like Millard Filmore.
Dukakis: I'll command you.
Chorus: Hand you, lots of Sominex.
Dukakis: And when I speak:
Chorus: You keep us asleep.
Dukakis: I'm not exciting.
There's just no hiding.
I might even vote for Bush, but I'm undecided.
Chorus: I'm not excited.
I'm not ignited.
I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't support you, not you.
Dukakis: When you go in that booth and pull that lever.
Don't think of who I am, but who I'm not.
I'm not Ed Meese, and I'm not Michael Deaver.
Not Ollie North, Ed Mecham, or James Watt.
I'm not indicted.
Chorus: He's not indicted.
I just took a second look, and I think I like it.
Chorus: I'm all excited.
I'm all ignited.
I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I want you. I want you.
Chorus (Repeat):
1st Chorus: I'm all excited.
2nd Chorus: They caught a new disease.
1st Chorus: I'm all ignited.
2nd Chorus: Elect Dukakis!
1st Chorus: I just took a second look, and I think I like it.
1st Chorus: I'm all excited.
2nd Chorus: This germ is terminal.
1st Chorus: I'm all ignited.
2nd Chorus: Elect Dukakis!
1st Chorus: I just took a second look, and I think I like it.
Written by the Capitol Steps, a singing group composed of Congressional aides.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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