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When TOR Books got a new computer typesetter, they used this as a test
message:
The Necronomicon, Psalm 23
1. Cthulhu is my swimming coach; I shall not want.
2. He maketh me to lie down in comfortable craftmatic beds; he leadeth
me beside the open bar; he restoreth my soul.
3. Yea, though I skulk through the valley of greatly disgruntled employers,
I will fear no evil. For thou, O Cthulhu, art with me, thy snorkel and
flippers they comfort me.
4. Thou preparest a stiff drink for me in the presence of my enemies;
thou anointest my gills with Coppertone; my Flintstones jelly glass runneth
over.
5. Surely expensive European vacations, marital bliss, and winning Lotto
tickets will follow me the rest of my life; and I shall dwell in the
pressurized underwater dome of Cthulhu forever.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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