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Have you ever noticed the warnings on the back of lysol can's about how
misuse is against federal law.. I can just picture this......
***Fade in***
<*Ring* *Ring*>
Agent: "Federal Bureau of Investigations, this is Agent Dick"
Mother:"Sir, my son won't stop roasting cockroaches with my lighter and
the lysol can! I can't take it anymore!!"
Agent: "Hold on ma'm, we'll be right there. We'll make sure that little
&*%*%*$ pays for what he's done!"
Mother:"Please hurry! I heard him muttering something about cutting the tags
off of all the mattresses. I'm losing it!!" <sounds of bawling>
Agent: "Just stay on the phone ma'm, we've got a swat team on the way now.
Everything will be ok, just keep it together and hide the scissors!"
***Fade out***
//Cerebral meltdown//
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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