Q: What is the difference between an Italian grandmother
and a Jewish grandmother?
A: One says, "If you don't eat, I'll kill you," and the
other says, "If you don't eat, I'll kill myself."
(my father-in-law told me this one, I don't know where he
heard it.)
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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