My family and I live in Romeo, a small village about 30 miles north of
Detroit. My wife would rather me describe its location to new
acquaintances without mentioning Detroit, however. Not that she doesn't
like the city; it's just that it's reputation has been responsible
for some strange looks.
Anyway, during a recent camping trip, we were experiencing the usual
difficulties in getting our campfire going. Suddeny, my wife popped up
with, "See? Sure proof we're not from Detroit: we don't know how to
start a fire!"
-- Bruce
(From the "Rest" of RHF)