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Original to me, AFAIK, though may have been co-originated.
Inspired by working with inferior tools on a too-heavily
loaded VAX cluster, and seasoned by stewing around in my
head for 2 years.
Q: What's the difference between VMS and PMS?
A1: PMS is only a problem for some people.
A2: PMS is only a problem for part of the month.
A3: The drugstore has remedies for PMS.
A4: People with PMS get sympathy.
A5: People with PMS don't wish they were UNIX.
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Russ Cage wreck@fmsrl7.srl.ford.com
russ%rsi.uucp@destroyer.rs.itd.umich.edu
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