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Bush, Gorbachev, and Mitterand are making small-talk before a meeting about  
the world economy.

Mitterand says, "My friends, I am so worried. I have nine mistresses and one  
of them is cheating on me."

Then Bush says, "That's terrible, but I have a worse problem. I have nine  
cabinet members, and one of them is a KGB agent."

Gorbachev shakes his head sadly and says, "My friends, you don't know what  
trouble is. I have nine trusted advisors, and one of them is an economist."

[I heard this one in an econ class, I dunno where it comes from.]

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