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[This is the actual format which our Computing Center uses for
change notices.]
Effective: September 15, 1993
Product: Planck's constant 'h'
Version: 1.1 (Replaces 1.0)
Systems: The universe as we know it
Change: Upgrade to '2'.
Image: Every atom and photon in the observable universe
Installer: God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
Contact: Richard P. Feynman
Notes: The referenced change to this physical constant will
end all life as we know it on this planet and in the
observable universe. From the equation E=hf which
denotes the energy of a photon as the function of its
frequency, we see that photons will suddenly carry
much much more energy. The emissions from your TV
remote will become as dangerous as gamma rays; you
would shoot holes in the wall with it, except that the
Uncertainty Principle says you won't be able to pick
up the remote because you won't be able to determine
its position (nor the position of your hand) to enough
precision to tell you if it's even in the same room
with you.
Users inconvenienced by this change should call the
Help Desk in 216 Computing center(645-3540) or the
Graphics Consultant in 204 Computing Center.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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