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What did the Alaskan Man say when he saw Queen Elizabeth?
-- "What a babe!"
How come Alaskan Men know _so much_ about women?
-- Oh, they do a lot of reading.
Why don't Alaskan Men get sexually transmitted diseases?
-- Oh, shut up!
How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb?
-- "Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a lightbulb out
over here."
How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb?
-- Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it.
[bitter laugh]
What do you call an Alaskan man who has a heavy date for Friday night?
-- "Queer."
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