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*** DISCOUNT PROFESSIONAL SPORTING GOODS ***
Announces its fall clearance sale!
Everything must go! 50-70% off!
Including:
- Reebok picketing shoes: the perfect pump for pounding
the pavement in comfort and style!
- Franklin sign-holding gloves: Annoyed by splinters from
those thin wooden signposts?
- Indoor stadium seats: Specially designed for those long
negotiating sessions in uncomfortable boardrooms.
- Union uniforms: let 'em know who you're playing for now!
Bright white 100% cotton uniforms perfect for those
off-season commercials. Look for the union label!
Special financing is available for those temporarily without
a steady income.
[Both the US baseball and hockey leagues are on strike, with a
possibility of basketball doing the same]
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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