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What's his package REALLY like ?

brian_s_beard@hotmail.com (brian beard)
(smirk, sexual)

Some time ago a joke appeared in this newsgroup stating how women should not be upset at Bill Gates getting married, because, afterall, he did found a company with two names - micro and soft. I had dismissed this theme of anatomical inadequacy as a mere coincidence until I recently purchased a microsoft software product in one of the cardboard boxes. Then I realized that there could be a hidden message that goes beyond the ever present one of "resistance is futile."

The woman at the checkout said (as she was shaking the cardbooard box to determine if it was empty or not), "Well there is a disc in there. But it's an awfully big box ... for such a small disc."


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