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A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he 
notices his friend is very well endowed. 

"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims. 

"I wasn't always this impressive; I had to work for it." 

"What do you mean?" Jim asked. 

"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour 
    each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy 
    but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it." 

Jim agrees and the two say good bye. 

A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob 
  asks Jim how his situation was. 

Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten 
  smaller!   I lost two inches already!" 

"Did you do everything I told you?  An hour each day with butter?" 

"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." 

"Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "Damm it, Jim, Crisco is shortening! 

MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!! 

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