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Q: How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they use light bulbs which don't burn out, so they don't
know how.
Q: How many US Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can change light bulbs,
so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we
need a Constitutional ammendment.
Q: How many net.poets does it take to change a light bulb?
swimming
A: None, fish are through the of my conciousness,
and edges
I dark.
like the
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