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Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they sit around in the dark passing laws prohibitting
burned-out light bulbs.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, what the heck do you think servants are for anyway?
Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business.
Q: How many Perot supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they all just quit and go home!
The above are original jokes by me with credit for the Democratic slam
going to:
>How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>
>Answer: They don't do that; they pass laws against burned-out bulbs,
>and then they wonder why it's still so dark. Meanwhile, a lot of people
>get hurt because they can't see.
>--Reid Kneeland reid@ttidca.tti.com
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