So I get on a flight yesterday, and I'm sitting next to the emergency
exit, so there are lots of extra instructions for me on a placard stuck
to the back of the seat in front. This is the first line:
"Please contact a USAir Express crewmember if you are not able
to read, speak, or understand english, or are unable to
understand the graphic directions or crew commands."
--ray
(From the "Rest" of RHF)